So I'm in the chapel at work, all alone, praying the Rosary and Chaplet I didn't have time to get to in the morning. My mind drifts to some perceived slight or injury at the hands of someone else, and instead of devoutly praying the Gospel mysteries, I have an imaginary conversation with the offending person. And then, clear as the light of day, I hear a cough, the kind someone might utter if they were trying to get your attention. It sounds like it's coming from the large crucifix behind the altar, but the sacristy and altar are dark and I'm all alone.
So I go back to praying and the next thing you know, my mind drifts again, and clear as a bell, I hear it again - an almost "ahem" kind of cough. It sounds like it's coming from the crucifix again. Now I'm starting to think I'm hallucinating, but at the time same, the noise is a good reminder that I need to get my mind and heart back to the Rosary.
Just as I settle back in the pew, a maintenance man comes out of the darkened sacristy, with a tool-box in his hand. I have no idea what he was fixing, but he surely served the Lord's purpose as he got my attention back where it should have been.