I picked these up from the parish bulletin of the church where I go to Adoration on Friday evenings. I've had a horrid week at work and there is nothing like a little levity to lighten the load.
1. Dear God, I am HARDLY sorry
2. Dear God, I am heartily sorry for having TO OFFEND YOU
3. Our Father, Who art in Heaven, HAROLD be thy name
4. Dear God, when my mom makes leftovers, do I have to pray for the food again?.